I play a lot of videogames, shocking I know.
What this means is that i spend a lot of my time waiting for things to be patched and updated. My XBOX 360, that has updates that need to be downloaded and applied. My PS3? That too has updates which need to be downloaded and applied. then there’s the PC which appears to spend most of my bandwidth downloading various patches, fixes and driver updates numerous times per week.
So tonight after watching the progress bar of the latest System Update for my Wii crawl across the screen at a snails pace down my very poor and highly contended ADSL link I fired up Metroid Other M and then watched Samus talk about her feelings in a beautifully rendered cutscene for a good ten minutes while I slowly died from the boredom of it all.
All I wanted to do was shoot a Space Pirate in the face with a missile. There has to be a better way than this?
And maybe there is.
As we’re all busy talking about running our desktops and apps in the cloud why not our gaming too? Will my PS4 or XBOX 720 or Wii HD3D have local storage media? I’d count on it. Will they deliver Multi-GB Triple A games as downloadable content probably allowing you to pre-order them so they can trickle them down to your system the way Steam does before unlocking them on launch day? I’d bet on it.
Will they allow you to play games directly online? Probably not as that changes the balance of power from the platform holder to the publisher, the console becoming a dumb terminal for the game publisher’s cloud but it’s probably something that will happen for game demos.
Why do we download GBs of data for a 15 minute taster of game play we’ll never look at again after one run through? Stream it into a browser instead.
Today we already have Quake Live, which is Quake 3 in a browser. OnLive, which is the concept of server farms doing all the processing and sending you a highly compressed display stream to your Browser, Gaikai which wants to act as a game advertising network by allowing potential buyers to play vignettes from games accessible directly from an ad on a webpage displayed in your Browser. And OTOY which positions itself as a ‘Render Cloud’ for movies and games. Streaming data yet again to your Browser.
See the pattern?
They all have their problems. Quake Live being an older game you can’t modify. Which is half the fun of most Quake games. I remember the grappling hook mod in Quake which when used blasted Johnny Weismuller’s trademark Tarzan Call out of your speakers. That was always interesting when you were playing in the College computer lab and were supposed to be working on a project.
The other three will always be constrained by the bandwidth on your end regardless of how much processing power they can stand up on theirs. As someone who barely gets email when all the little darlings come home from school and open up blue murder on each other across the internet in teh last game that shouldn’t have been sold to them this shift could curtail my gaming experience.
I don’t doubt that in the coming generations of gaming you’re going to see game publishers looking to run their games on tin they control while they sell you a subscription to play it. Just like Massively Multiplayer Online games today but with no software worth pirating. OnLive, Gaikai and OTOY want to get rid of your processing unit and sell you time on theirs, game publishers on the other hand will probably be happy to let you keep yours to do all the expensive graphics work while they feed you the intelligence off their cloud.
Some of them already are holding your save games on their cloud as one of their anti-piracy measures, the boxes clearly stating you must have an internet connection to play, we’re not that far away to what’s in the box being a collection of art assets while a farm of Vblocks (You knew it was coming) calculate if an enemy has seen you hiding in the shadows or if you’ve flown that space ship through a planet and not around it.
Does that fix the eyeball rolling tedium of game patching? Not yet. But it could take me to the point where I either don’t notice or no longer care.
Now back to finding that energy tank upgrade I missed earlier tonight.